So Your Cat Wants A Massage?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnZhi5gaX8g

Libration

http://i.minus.com/iZf7cuuHxV3Z7.gif

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/Lunar_libration_with_phase2.gif

Burritos

https://medium.com/comedy-corner/fd08c0babb57

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.