Thursday, February 10, 2011

The Most Efficient Gas Powered Clock Radio Ever
They submitted to EnergyStar, and got approved, specs for a gasoline powered alarm clock. Sadly, they did not build a prototype, but they described their envisioned device as being 18” x 15” x 10” in size. “Gas-powered clock radio is sleek, durable, easy on your electric bill, and surprisingly quiet.” Of course, if the clock next to your bed produces enough carbon monoxide you won’t care how noisy it is.
To be fair, it should be pointed out that the GAO’s gas powered alarm clock was no doubt the most fuel efficient gas powered alarm clock ever submitted to EnergyStar.

1 comment:

  1. Ouch! All the tax money that goes into these governmental agencies in the name of looking out for Americans semms to be money flushed down one of their over-priced toilets.