http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Physics_doesn%27t_exist,_its_all_about_Gnomes

http://forum.eeeuser.com/viewtopic.php?id=5138

http://www.realbeer.com/spencer/bottle.html

http://freethinker.co.uk/2007/12/27/455/

http://googlified.com/cat-installs-google-desktop/

http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2004/12/how_not_to_test.html

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/001196.html

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/11/us/11control.html?_r=1

"Mr. Somsel, in an interview Thursday, said he had done further research and was concerned that the radio signal — or the Internet instructions that would be sent, in an emergency, from utilities' central control stations to the broadcasters sending the FM signal — could be hacked into.

That is not possible, said Nicole Tam, a spokeswoman for P.G.& E. who works with the pilot program in Stockton. Radio pages "are encrypted and encoded," Ms. Tam said."

not possible = will be done in days.