Also in doing reasearch I've decided on a new goal, become elected to the Board of Chosen Freeholders. Let me list the benefits:
Coolest non made up title around.
No one knows or cares what the county does, so it should be easy to get elected.
Presumably there is some sort of magic powers bestowed upon me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Board_of_Chosen_Freeholders


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