http://www.maximonline.com/WorstExcuses/articles/10627.aspx <- mainly note the one from the producer of an inconvenient truth, sean connery one is great too.

http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/186784,girl-marries-dog-in-india-to-break-evil-spell.html <- pretty good believe system they've got going

http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2008/02/20/447-velocity/ <- note the comment

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6430450266819295645

http://www.youtube.com/patcondell

http://therobot-blog.com/?p=10

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1107/thanksgiving.html

http://www.infsec.cs.uni-sb.de/projects/reflections/

http://www.arcadestreet.com/play-the-legend-of-zelda-the-lampshade-of-no-real-significance.htm